What?

I got the distinct impression that there’s a theme to today. Take a look at just what March 5th is:

Alimony Equality Day
Hemlock Day
Mother-in-Law's Day
Multiple Personalities Day
National Cheese Doodle Day
Stop the Clocks Day
World Day of Prayer

These are in no particular order but they seem like they could be connected. What do you think? You don’t see a connection? Well, what if you’re still struggling to get fairness in your alimony but really wish you had some hemlock for your mother-in-law and her multiple personalities and her crazy cravings for cheese doodles that make you want to stop the clocks but, instead, you ask the world to pray. LOL!

Alright, I admit that’s a stretch but just who put Hemlock Day, Mother-in-Law’s Day and Multiple Personalities Day on the same day? What were they thinking? Just how is one supposed to celebrate Hemlock Day anyway? Somehow, I don’t think they realized that no one who celebrated this last year would be around to celebrate it again this year. LOL!

So, whatever you choose to celebrate today, make sure it’s safe. Also, make sure you come back tomorrow. You won’t want to miss the celebration I have planned.

Until then, Happy Scrapping!