Argh! Thar Be Pirates Abouts!

Aye Matey, tis' clear as th' sea. Thar be pirates abouts th' whol' place. They be a pillagin an' a plunderin an' a runnin' amok. Ye nere know what those scurvy dogs be up ta. They ev'n be playin' BINGO o' all tings! Ya bes' be gettin' aboard for' they pilfer all th' booty fer theyselves. Aye, but ye bes' beware th' blimey bilge rat, Cap'n BK tis on th' loose and she be a right bit dangerous. Aye, she be! Yo ho. Yo ho.